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Howard: Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?

Priya: Oh, God! You’re kidding?

Raj: Nope. Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterward and said, “Maybe if you weren’t so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could’ve put a little more thought into Windows Vista.”

Leonard: Bam! Right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.

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